Overheard nonsense

Overheard Jinxa Sen’co and some friends in the Crossroads. 01/07/06

Makala thanks Hula’mahi.
Makala smiles at Korran.
Makala: Hail Korran.. do you have any errands for me?
Jinxa: Nah, tell me..
Sherincal: No.. a don know how dey call the blind troll…
Dreadnaut: By his name…
Jinxa bonks her own noggin. Doh!
Sherincal: Jinx… save meh..
Jinxa: save meh…
Sherincal: ah can’t silence people yet ya know
Jinxa cries.
Hizazan yells: What da ‘ell!?
Sherincal: … well he is smaller compared now

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Attempted Alliance

A meeting between Bunji, ambassador of the Covenant, and Kelfezond in The Gallows’ End Tavern; I served and managed to scribble some notes -  01/07/06

MK’R

Bunji: Are you ssure? Sshe sservess exquissite ssnackss I heard.
Kelfezond smiles.
Kelfezond: I’ll pass thank you.
Bunji: Ass you wissh.
Kelfezond chews lightly on his [Large Bear Bone]
Bunji raises an eyebrow.
Kelfezond: Have a habit of chewing this.
Kelfezond laughs.
Bunji: Ssharpening your teeth?
Bunji grins wickedly.
Kelfezond: It’s like smoking, I’ve got a habit of doing that to
Kelfezond: Oh and cracking my knuckles …
Kelfezond cracks his knuckles.
Kelfezond grins wickedly.
Kelfezond: I get addicted very quickly to almost anything
Kelfezond: Bad weakness
Bunji: I’m ssure you do. But we’re dwindling. Might there be a way the covenant could be of help if there cannot be an alliance?
Kelfezond: I highly doubt it
Kelfezond: But we thank you for your time
Bunji: I ssee.
Kelfezond: Send my regards to Graktar

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Gormisa gets bopped

01 July 2006

Gernajin: What be ya problem den?
Gormisa: Some Humie came up to me and hit me in the head!
Gernajin: Ah ‘ope ya bopped ‘im on da ‘ead back.
Gormisa yawns.
Gernajin: Can’t let dem buggahs get away wid fings like dat.
Gormisa: Too tall!
Gormisa: Wait
Gormisa: Do Humies have long ears?
Gernajin: Nah usually.
Gormisa: Den who have biggie ears?
Lyridia: Trolls…
Gormisa: That would want to whack Gormisa!
Echyael: R-abbits. <giggles>
Gernajin: Them Elfeh wankahs ‘ave pointeh ears.
Gormisa: No, wasn’t a troll!
Gormisa: Elfeh?
Gormisa looks confused.
Gernajin: Dem Elfehs.. ya know.. dey normally be nekkid.
Echyael holds back laughter.
Gernajin: N’ Dancing’ .. always wid da dancin’.
Gormisa gasps
Gormisa: Gormisa knows nothing!
Gormisa dances
Gernajin: Gah, keel it!

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Eavesdropping in the guild hall – 27/06/06

Garkon: Umm, we as a guild in general?
Syilla: Yes..
Syilla: The boldbloods want more blood… and now they have friends..
Garkon: What kind of trouble if it is not a problem?
Garkon: Again?

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Thuggery in Orgrimmar – 13/10/06

Officer Mishakur: Evidence?
Makala: It’s been destroyed?
Officer Mishakur lets out a long, drawn-out sigh.
Officer Mishakur: Curses. Not to be helped I suppose.
Makala: If you do wish for evidence, I’m sure I can have someone sketch the..damage he caused to me.
Makala: Not that I think you’ll get a chance to use any information you do obtain.
Officer Mishakur: We have seen plenty of examples of his handywork.
Makala: He commited several offences in a few days..
Makala: Each one closer together..he’s escalating and soon..
Makala: He’ll make a mistake.
Officer Mishakur nods.
Officer Mishakur: And we shall be waiting.
Makala laughs at Officer Mishakur.
Makala: You?
Officer Mishakur kneels down.
Makala: What use have your..organisation been against any of the recent threats?
Officer Mishakur: You doubt us and our abilities?
Officer Mishakur: Typical civilians.
Makala: Murders commited in the city of Orgrimmar..
Makala: Anyone..
Officer Mishakur: No idea what goes on behind the scenes.
Makala: Civilian?
Makala pulls down her bandana to reveal a small badge.
Makala: Recognise this?
Officer Mishakur: You’ve served your time in the military I see.
Officer Mishakur nods.
Makala: Military?
Officer Mishakur: Contacts with the underworld eh?
Makala: I guess you could call it that.
Officer Mishakur writes something on his notepad.
Officer Mishakur: You class your own organisation as the underworld?
Officer Mishakur: Let me see that.
Officer Mishakur kneels down.
Officer Mishakur looks closely.
Makala displays the badge.
Officer Mishakur: I passed the test Tauren.
Makala reties her mask.

(more…)

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