Funny Moments..

Just little chuckles in WoW

Xira: Where would you guys say is best for fishing?
Gypsy: In water works well.

A drunken Gortek, assisted by an amused Kelsar and a concerned Eleora

Eleora: *quietly* But I can’t leave Gortek here..
Gortek shitsh and grinsh like a kid.
Kelsar: Upsa-daisy Gor.

Somebody mistakenly requested a tank, OOC in the Blood Pact channel.

Gortek: I sed it before, gimme sum iron plates and I can make yer a tank. ‘Ow much water yer wont it ta ‘old?

While riding past Light’s Hope, in the plaguelands

Caretaker Alen says: I come from the land down under… where women plague and men sunder.

When whispered by a non-RPer, a dreaded lolatron. And whadya know, it worked.

Xira: ((Ach, non-roleplayer! Begone foul fiend from beyond the nether!))
Lippsen: kk

Castanea’s entry at the Poetry Contest

There was a gnome at the Auction House
Who was eager to buy a mouse
But they were sold out
So he left there without
And had to find another kind of spouse.

Published in: on July 13, 2008 at 7:33 pm Leave a Comment

For Snowy – 10/11/07

To Snowy,

The Cap’in said you might be needing my talents, so I stuck together this belt for you from what he brought back from the Screaming Caverns.

Why do they call them that again? The Cap’in did not make you scream did he?
We get enough from Makala.

Stay safe Sister,

Mandible.

Published in: on December 28, 2007 at 9:54 pm Leave a Comment

A Letter Addressed To Xira – Hoorah!

Thank ye! That’sh the besht preshent evar that ain’t been given by me precious Mak.

Must…resist…urge…to…drink…now.
Must…resist…urge…to…have…it…mass…produced.
Ahem… Not sure why I am writin’ me thoguhts down on paper but ye know.
Thanks again me friend. Ye mean the world to me.

Mr S.

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Overheard nonsense

Overheard Jinxa Sen’co and some friends in the Crossroads. 01/07/06

Makala thanks Hula’mahi.
Makala smiles at Korran.
Makala: Hail Korran.. do you have any errands for me?
Jinxa: Nah, tell me..
Sherincal: No.. a don know how dey call the blind troll…
Dreadnaut: By his name…
Jinxa bonks her own noggin. Doh!
Sherincal: Jinx… save meh..
Jinxa: save meh…
Sherincal: ah can’t silence people yet ya know
Jinxa cries.
Hizazan yells: What da ‘ell!?
Sherincal: … well he is smaller compared now

Published in: on October 23, 2007 at 11:54 pm Leave a Comment

Attempted Alliance

A meeting between Bunji, ambassador of the Covenant, and Kelfezond in The Gallows’ End Tavern; I served and managed to scribble some notes -  01/07/06

MK’R

Bunji: Are you ssure? Sshe sservess exquissite ssnackss I heard.
Kelfezond smiles.
Kelfezond: I’ll pass thank you.
Bunji: Ass you wissh.
Kelfezond chews lightly on his [Large Bear Bone]
Bunji raises an eyebrow.
Kelfezond: Have a habit of chewing this.
Kelfezond laughs.
Bunji: Ssharpening your teeth?
Bunji grins wickedly.
Kelfezond: It’s like smoking, I’ve got a habit of doing that to
Kelfezond: Oh and cracking my knuckles …
Kelfezond cracks his knuckles.
Kelfezond grins wickedly.
Kelfezond: I get addicted very quickly to almost anything
Kelfezond: Bad weakness
Bunji: I’m ssure you do. But we’re dwindling. Might there be a way the covenant could be of help if there cannot be an alliance?
Kelfezond: I highly doubt it
Kelfezond: But we thank you for your time
Bunji: I ssee.
Kelfezond: Send my regards to Graktar

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